The World Wide Rag
| The Editors |
Born of a female Yeti and a disgraced
Hungarian prince, Baron Merle von
Cadbury worked as a papparazo in Monaco
and France before coming to The World Wide
Rag. His mission now is to report on
everything that affects us as a global
community, and point out all the sumbitches
lurking out there.
Hungarian prince, Baron Merle von
Cadbury worked as a papparazo in Monaco
and France before coming to The World Wide
Rag. His mission now is to report on
everything that affects us as a global
community, and point out all the sumbitches
lurking out there.
B.S. Garp is a frustrated writer, editor and
human being. Through his work on The
World Wide Rag, he plans to spew a vengeful
toxic bile on all those who hated, doubted or
ignored him, or even cut him off in traffic. He
also hopes it will help him meet chicks.
human being. Through his work on The
World Wide Rag, he plans to spew a vengeful
toxic bile on all those who hated, doubted or
ignored him, or even cut him off in traffic. He
also hopes it will help him meet chicks.
At this very moment, Dick Jiggles is
somewhere exciting in a glamorous city
partying his silly little ass off. He takes a
weekly break from his nightlife tours to bring
us the cream of celebrity scandal in Gossip
Gomorrah A-Go-Go. He is Jiggles; hear him
roar. And don't hate him because he's
beautiful.
somewhere exciting in a glamorous city
partying his silly little ass off. He takes a
weekly break from his nightlife tours to bring
us the cream of celebrity scandal in Gossip
Gomorrah A-Go-Go. He is Jiggles; hear him
roar. And don't hate him because he's
beautiful.
Ned Necro began his journalistic career
writing obituaries for the Los Angeles Times.
After innumerable encounters with celebrity
overdoses, celebrity suicides, celebrity car
wrecks and celebrities in various states of
rigor mortis, Ned decided to focus his talents
on what he does best, the one-on-one
Interviews with Dead Celebrities. He's never
let us down and his profession is, well,
frightening. You'll be amazed by what he digs
up.
writing obituaries for the Los Angeles Times.
After innumerable encounters with celebrity
overdoses, celebrity suicides, celebrity car
wrecks and celebrities in various states of
rigor mortis, Ned decided to focus his talents
on what he does best, the one-on-one
Interviews with Dead Celebrities. He's never
let us down and his profession is, well,
frightening. You'll be amazed by what he digs
up.
White Trash Perspective's Neil Skank lives
in an undisclosed southeastern state, in a
rural region where children are still named
after Robert E. Lee and the more popular
characters from "Roots." When asked to give
us a little information about himself, Neil
said: "Well, I ain't been on America's Most
Wanted." Bravo, Neil. But there's always next
week. Live the dream.
in an undisclosed southeastern state, in a
rural region where children are still named
after Robert E. Lee and the more popular
characters from "Roots." When asked to give
us a little information about himself, Neil
said: "Well, I ain't been on America's Most
Wanted." Bravo, Neil. But there's always next
week. Live the dream.
Purveyors of The Rag's White Trash
Perspective ,correspondents Rick and
Reba Rebel feel right at home. After
injuring his back in a fall from his
home-made monster truck, the
Truckasaurus Rex, and going on disability,
Rick became an occasional contributor to The
Rag. Reba is a homemaker and part-time
waitress at Dale's Slurp-N-Burp on US 33,
just outside town, where she's known as
"Tammy."
Perspective ,correspondents Rick and
Reba Rebel feel right at home. After
injuring his back in a fall from his
home-made monster truck, the
Truckasaurus Rex, and going on disability,
Rick became an occasional contributor to The
Rag. Reba is a homemaker and part-time
waitress at Dale's Slurp-N-Burp on US 33,
just outside town, where she's known as
"Tammy."
| The Baron |
| B.S. Garp |
| The Staff |
| Dick Jiggles |
| Ned Necro |
| Neil Skank |
| Rick and Reba Rebel |
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