The Editors 

Born of a female Yeti and a disgraced Hungarian prince, Baron Merle von Cadbury worked as a papparazo in Monaco and France before coming to The Worldwide Rag.  His mission now is to report on everything that affects us as a global community, and point out all the sumbitches lurking out there.

The Baron

B.S. Garp is a frustrated writer, editor and human being.  Through his work on The Worldwide Rag, he plans to spew a vengeful toxic bile on all those who hated, doubted or ignored him, or even cut him off in traffic.  He also hopes it will help him meet chicks.

B.S. Garp

The Staff

At this very moment, Dick Jiggles is somewhere exciting in a glamorous city partying his silly little ass off. He takes a weekly break from his nightlife tours to bring us the cream of celebrity scandal in Gossip Gomorrah A-Go-Go. He is Jiggles; hear him roar. And don't hate him because he's beautiful.

Ned Necro began his journalistic career writing obituaries for the Los Angeles Times.  After innumerable encounters with celebrity overdoses, celebrity suicides, celebrity car wrecks and celebrities in various states of rigor mortis, Ned decided to focus his talents on what he does best, the one-on-one Interviews with Dead Celebrities.  He's never let us down, and his dedication to his profession is, well, frightening.

 Ned Necro

White Trash Perspective's Neil Skank lives in an undisclosed southeastern state, in a rural region where children are still named after Robert E. Lee and the more popular characters from "Roots."  When asked to give us a little information about himself, Neil said:  "Well, I ain't never been on America's Most Wanted."  Bravo, Neil.  But there's always next week.  Live the dream.

Neil Skank

Three hollers over from Neil Skank's place is the home of White Trash Perspective correspondents Rick and Reba Rebel.  After injuring his back in a fall from his home-made monster truck, the Truckasaurus Rex, and going on disability, Rick became an occassional contributer to The Rag.  Rita is a homemaker and part-time waitress at Dale's Slurp-N-Burp on US 33, just outside town, where she's know as 'Tammy.'