The West Virginia Rag
The Only Fake News Site Devoted Solely to the Mountain State
Emily Perdue is on
The Rag
this week! But her daddy
John's trying to get her out of
it -- just like her classes! We
didn't think he'd start trying to
buy his family fake degrees
until after he was elected
governor!
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Massey Coal refuses to
help fund the relocation
of elementary school
sitting in the shadow of
a company coal silo,
but does offer to let the
students garner
valuable experience by
volunteering in the mine

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WVU Coach Bill Stewart
breaks down crying, hugs
each of his players, tells
them he loves them.
Players say, "Thanks, Coach.
Can we start practice now?"

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Bob Wise says he's
finished with politics.
State says, "Duh."

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Miners get a little
carried away shouting
down environmental
activists at
government hearing
on mountaintop mining

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Torture victim says she made
up story of her ordeal;
Al Sharpton and six white
people in prison say, "WTF?"

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