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| John Raese is permanently on The Rag following 2010! After losing the senator's race he left his wife and their pink tile driveway in Florida and had a threesome in Alaska with Sarah Palin and Ted Nugent. "We're true conservatives and we stick together," Raese said of his new friends. "Especially when Ted breaks out that Wango Tango lube.' |
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| 7. Manhood takes a Holliday: Doc Holliday named Marshall's new head football coach. Celebrates the moment by tenderly shedding many, many tears with his old high school coach. I'd hate to see these sensitive guys react to sad news. |
6. The Greenbrier brings pro
golf and country music
superstars to West Virginia.
Oh yeah, and legalized
gambling. Progress!
golf and country music
superstars to West Virginia.
Oh yeah, and legalized
gambling. Progress!
8. Earl Ray Tomblin
becomes governor.
West Virginia yawns.
9. Massey Energy CEO Don Blankenship retires; his greasy mustache is still in action, unfortunately. His retirement plans include traveling to vacation spots with judges hearing suits against Massey, and also belching. |
10. Michigan finally
fires Rich Rodriguez.
Mountaineer fans finally put
down their voodoo dolls. He
still owes $500,000 to the
state as part of his contract
buyout, but there's probably
some lawns in Morgantown
he can mow.
fires Rich Rodriguez.
Mountaineer fans finally put
down their voodoo dolls. He
still owes $500,000 to the
state as part of his contract
buyout, but there's probably
some lawns in Morgantown
he can mow.
| West Virginia's Top 10 Stories of 2010 |
5. Coal baron Don
Blankenship debates celebrity
environmentalist Robert F.
Kennedy, Jr. on live TV.
Lincoln versus Douglas, it
wasn't. More like Itchy versus
Scratchy, maybe.
Or Snobby versus Slobby.
Blankenship debates celebrity
environmentalist Robert F.
Kennedy, Jr. on live TV.
Lincoln versus Douglas, it
wasn't. More like Itchy versus
Scratchy, maybe.
Or Snobby versus Slobby.
4. Senatorial candidates Joe
Manchin and John Raese get
dirty and personal. In their
attack ads. Not, you know, in a
motel room somewhere.
Manchin attempts to display his
"regular Joe"-ness by shooting
guns, including assault weapons
(don't all normal guys do that?).
Raese hires somebody to fire
some guns for him.
Manchin and John Raese get
dirty and personal. In their
attack ads. Not, you know, in a
motel room somewhere.
Manchin attempts to display his
"regular Joe"-ness by shooting
guns, including assault weapons
(don't all normal guys do that?).
Raese hires somebody to fire
some guns for him.
3. WVU reveals its choice
for the next Mountaineer
football coach:
Bobcat Goldthwaite. Coach
Stew is given one last
season to cry and say
"Goshdangit" on the
sidelines.
for the next Mountaineer
football coach:
Bobcat Goldthwaite. Coach
Stew is given one last
season to cry and say
"Goshdangit" on the
sidelines.
2. Sen. Robert C.
Byrd dies. Maybe
somebody should
name something
after him.
Byrd dies. Maybe
somebody should
name something
after him.
1. Upper Big Branch
mining disaster
claims 29 lives.
Nothing at all funny
about that. Obviously.
mining disaster
claims 29 lives.
Nothing at all funny
about that. Obviously.