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| This Week's Scintillating Statistics Amazing records set by the Fabulous Favre: 1) Most consecutive starts by a player: 297 2) Most vicodins popped in one week: 297 3) Only grandfather to play in the NFL 4) Only retiree to play in the NFL (hell, he's retired three times already) 5) Most career touchdown passes AND interceptions 6) Most photographed NFL face AND penis |
Like a domed stadium roof
collapsing under too much winter
snow, Brett Favre's amazing
consecutive game streak finally
came crashing down to earth this
week, with the aged wonder
watching from the sidelines as
his team took the field -- could it
really be true? -- without him.
"Aw, what the hell, it's just one
game," Favre told teammates.
"I'll be milking this retirement shit
'til I'm 60. It's all good."
collapsing under too much winter
snow, Brett Favre's amazing
consecutive game streak finally
came crashing down to earth this
week, with the aged wonder
watching from the sidelines as
his team took the field -- could it
really be true? -- without him.
"Aw, what the hell, it's just one
game," Favre told teammates.
"I'll be milking this retirement shit
'til I'm 60. It's all good."
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Despite the fact that his injured arm was obviously causing him pain, and that
his right hand was nearly as purple as the Vikings' jerseys, Favre was in good
spirits during the game. "Hell, this is nothing," he bragged to his offensive line.
"To keep the streak alive, I once stapled my nose back on after Ray Lewis bit
it off. I'm just gettin' too old for this shit. The streak, I mean. I'll be back to
fake retirin' and demandin' a better contract next summer, no worries."
his right hand was nearly as purple as the Vikings' jerseys, Favre was in good
spirits during the game. "Hell, this is nothing," he bragged to his offensive line.
"To keep the streak alive, I once stapled my nose back on after Ray Lewis bit
it off. I'm just gettin' too old for this shit. The streak, I mean. I'll be back to
fake retirin' and demandin' a better contract next summer, no worries."
