The World Wide Rag
| Worst Rock 'n Roll Songs About Rock 'n Roll (and "The Road") "We're An American Band" — Grand Funk Railroad "Wanted: Dead or Alive" — Bonjovi "Shooting Star" — Bad Company "Jukebox Hero" — Foreigner "Summer of '69" — Bryan Adams "Beth" — Kiss "Faithfully" — Journey "Rock and Roll Fantasy" — Bad Company "The Marshall Plan" — Blue Oyster Cult "Other Side of the World" — The Rainmakers |
| Lists, lists, lists Everybody loves a good list. Best this, best that, you name it. Lists are like opinions and assholes, and usually it's a bunch of assholes making up the lists. That's certainly the case here. |
| 10 Greatest Rock 'n' Roll Songs of All Fucking Time _________ Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley A Day In the Life - The Beatles Like a Rolling Stone -Bob Dylan Comfortably Numb -Pink Floyd You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin |
(Possible) Porno Movie Titles You'll Be Renting Soon _____________________________ The XXX Files: I Want to Receive Journey to the Center of Ertha Handcock Space Pimps Fly Me to the Poon There Will Be Pud No Cunt For Old Men Good Fuck Chuck Drain Over Me V For Vagina Million Swallow Baby Six Days Seven Inches Gulp Friction Driving It In Miss Daisy Against All Wads Uponthelips Now The Rodfather Planet of the Gapes Back Side Story Citizen Vein |
| 10 Worst Rock 'n' Roll Songs of All Fucking Time _________________ Seasons in the Sun - Terry Jacks Open Arms - Journey Having My Baby - Paul Anka Lightin' Strikes - Lou Christie Eve of Destruction - Barry McGuire Take a Chance on Me - Abba Cotton Eye Joe - the Rednex Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson Swearin' to God - Frankie Valli Anything by Starship |
| Prostitution's Greatest Hits "Wrong Way" — Sublime "Roxanne" — The Police "Trick of the Light" — The Who "What's Up, Fatlip" — Fatlip "What Do You Do For Money, Honey" — AC/DC "Bad Girls" — Donna Summer "He's a Whore" — Cheap Trick "Mexican Blackbird" — ZZ Top "Wild Thing" — Tone Loc "Tecumseh Valley" — Townes Van Zandt "Basketcase" — Green Day "The Acid Queen " — The Who "Lady Marmalade" — Labelle "Reno" — Bruce Springsteen "53rd & 3rd" — The Ramones "Just Like Old Times" — Todd Snider "Fancy" — Reba McEntire |
| 5 Movies Sam Peckinpah Might Have Made if He'd Been Gay: 1) The Puce Bunch 2) Give Me Head, Alfredo Garcia 3) Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid and the Pool Boy 4) Straw Bears 5) Sex and the City and a Severed Head |
| The Beat Goes On: Masturbation's Greatest Hits "Rosie" — Jackson Browne Blister in the Sun" — Violent Femmes "Jenny (867-5309)" — Tommy Tutone "I Touch Myself" — Divynls "Pump it Up" — Elvis Costello "She's a Beauty" — The Tubes "She Bop" — Cyndi Lauper "Darling Nikki" — Prince "My Ding-a-Ling" — Chuck Berry "Blinded by the Light" — Bruce Springsteen, Manfred Mann "Pictures of Lily" — The Who "Longview" — Green Day "She's Vibrator Dependent" — Mojo Nixon "Turning Japanese" — The Vapors "Dream" — The Everly Brothers "Jamaica Jerkoff" — Elton John "Dancing with Myself" — Billy Idol "Orgasm Addict" — The Buzzcocks "Seether" — Veruca Salt "Mystery Dance" — Elvis Costello "How Can you Do it Alone" — The Who "Icicle" — Tori Amos "I Don't Want No Cybersex" — Mojo Nixon "Strokin'" — Clarence Carter |
| Beautiful But Stupid |
| Brainless Beefcake |
| Hollywood's 10 Lamest A-List Actresses |
| Hollywood's 10 Worst Wooden Indians |
| Jessica Alba Worst Offense: Playing a scientific genius in 'Fantastic Four' |
| Keanu Reeves Worst Offense: Saying anything in that hollow, emotion-free voice |
| Jessica Biel Worst Offense: Playing the same damn part (the hot girlfriend) in every movie she's ever made ... and in real life |
| Hayden Christensen Worst Offense: Ruined the Star Wars saga by portraying Darth Vader as a pussy pretty boy |
| Megan Fox Worst Offense: So much plastic surgery she looks like a Transformer |
| Matt Damon Worst Offense: "Matt Day-men!! Matt Day-men!!" |
| Kirsten Dunst Worst Offense: Most believable as a comic book character |
| Harrison Ford Worst Offense: Giving the same performance - regardless of the movie - for 31 years |
| Anne Hathaway Worst Offense: Cuddlying up to a conman in real life |
| Richard Gere Worst Offense: Believing the American Gigolo should hang out with the Dalai Lama |
| Eva Mendes Worst Offense: Can't convincingly portray a hot Latino woman, let alone anything else |
| Josh Hartnett Worst Offense: Thinks constantly giving the camera "my confused look" passes for acting |
| Kate Bosworth Worst Offense: To keep audiences awake, should really play every part in a bikini |
| Tom Everett Scott Worst Offense: Have you seen this guy act? |
| Heather Graham Worst Offense: Not with an actual porn career. She might've been one of the better actresses in that industry |
| Josh Lucas Worst Offense: Losing his hair before we really even knew who he was |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Worst Offense: Whispering to ghosts; dating Carson Daly |
| Paul Walker Worst Offense: So boring we forgot he was alive. He's not dead, is he? |
| Katie Holmes Worst Offense: A flop in the biggest role of her life: convincing the public that Tom Cruise is a heterosexual |
| son of George C. Scott must've paralyzed him emotionally; seems to be playing an android in every movie |
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