The World Wide Rag
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Nancy Grace is on
The Rag
this week!
Millions wondered why she
was smuggling pepperoni in
her cleavage on DWTS










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The Rag's Favorite Video Clips of the Week
Talk about mudflaps...
Dennis Leary, truly an asshole
Just like the sad whale song...
Mystikal, the NAACP's greatest threat since the Klan
"What the hell do you expect for free?"
This week's video collection
salutes the ass.  Enjoy.
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Sports Section!









Today's latest
Sports headlines,
insider information,
Vegas lines,
and more!
France, the selfsame bunch of
motherfuckers who gave the world the
guillotine, decries upcoming execution
of Troy Davis.  Please see dictionary for
definition of "irony"
Abbas reacts to constant farting
noises from Israeli delegate
3 more US banks downgraded by Moodys
Couple of fucking assholes who got
what they richly deserved for being
total dumbasses finally released from
Iranian prison
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Holy Father to do cameo in upcoming
Ghostbusters 3
New Apple CEO Tim Cook lauds
new iPhone 4, "This one actually
works, I swear!"
35 bodies found in Veracruz; 300
lawns found unmowed in Arizona
Rick Perry's other hunting lodges:
Beanerhead in Miami, Hymiehead in
New York, and Faggothead in San
Francisco
Gene Simmons/Shannon Tweed
wedding attended by 400, all of
whom then had sex with Gene at
the reception
Obsessed with Elvis?
We know that Michael
Jackson married Presley's
daughter, but did he also have
to have his own Dr. Nick?
With a straight face,
Obama says his first
term has been a
success. America
politely waits for the
punchline.
Ashton Kutcher joins the cast of
"One and a Half Men
and a Dirty Hippie"
REM no longer a band;
Michael Stipe still a
bald creep
Doritos inventor to be buried with the
snack that made him famous;
delicious orange flavor dust expected
to preserve the corpse until 2350
Conservative Christians are
protesting transsexual Chaz
Bono appearing on DWTS. But if
he can convince Nancy Grace
and Rikki Lake to undergo the
same procedure, surely he's
doing the Lord's work.